The 10 Hotest Psycho Girlfriends On YouTube
Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 10 videos of crazy girlfriends, who also happen to be pretty hot, destroying XBoxes, PS3s, Star Wars collections and more importantly, dreams. Thanks Ranker for this list.
The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox
An oldie but a goodie (and the one that started the console smashing trend in 2010), this blonde had it with her boyfriend and in this oversaturated viral video from early 2010, she proceeds to destroy her boyfriend's XBox with a golf club. It was covered in news stories all over the internet and mainstream media, and garnered a new hatred for unsupportive girlfriends, as well as a wave of "alright, maybe we SHOULD spend more quality time together".
Her boyfriend later smashed her laptop in a retort video showing that not only was this one probably fake, but that they prank each other all the time. So before anyone says anything in the comments, they didn't make the list because they're both cool with the pranks and put them on net. This means that not only do they have a great relationship, but that the girl is absolutely, unbelievably cool.
Pissed Off Girlfriend Unloads His Stuff in NYC
This crazy/beautiful redhead loads up her SUV with a guy named Stephen's belongings and yells at him on a public street in New York. She unloads his most valuable belongings while smashing them in front of a small crowd.
Luckily, one of them chose to film it with their camera phone. As she's standing there, symbolically breaking all of this cheating bastard's belongings, she smashes his laptop, bends his golf clubs and almost smashes his flatscreen TV before one of the bystanders begs her not to. She doesn't, and the guy gets a free TV, which must have been one of the coolest moments of his life.
She goes on to yell at the guy and curse him for what he did in a public forum which goes to show that you should never EVER cheat on your girlfriend because, among other things, you never know what kind of monster you're going to create.
This is Scarier Than Paranormal Activity
I have absolutely no idea what happened, I have no idea why she's so angry or if the guy even deserved it, but dear lord is this scary. This girl goes absolutely insane at this guy and then comes at his car with a shovel. Her friends try and calm her down to no avail, but the whole time she sounds like she's been possessed by some evil force.
Surely, right before the effects of a world-wide running-zombie apocalypse, these are the first signs that lead to the aggression that would cause people to devour human flesh. Despite of what happened here, unless this guy killed her entire family after he banged her best friend, there is no reason for any human being to act this way. Absolutely insane.
Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3
This guy sounded pretty pissed. So as one of the guys who actually kind of seems like he has it coming on this list, this fed-up girlfriend decides, at 3AM, to teach her boyfriend a lesson. She angrily stomps downstairs and asks her boyfriend if he knows what time it is. He says no because he's too busy playing the really overrated and underwhelming Ghostbusters game that came out in 2009 and then he tells her to get him something to drink.
This is when shit truly hits the fan. She goes nuts on his new PS3 (this is when it first came out, too, so they were actually pretty rare at the time and extremely expensive), smashes it, and then the camera cuts out after he throws her off of the wreckage of his new purchase.
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters
While a World of Warcraft addict goes out to get a pack of cigarettes, his girlfriend expresses, on video, her disdain for his favorite pastime. She goes on to say that she's going to fix this, which at this point in the list is absolutely terrifying. This guy was supposed to be going on a raid that night, and much like cutting off the water supply in the city as soon as firefighters are needed to put out a fire at a 5-story orphanage, she makes sure that it's not possible for him to raid.
What does she do? She erases hundreds of hours of work by deleting ALL of his Warcraft characters. People have been killed for doing less. This is like throwing paint on a famous work of modern art, or knocking over an award winning sandcastle right before the judging.
Understandably the guy is pissed, but after the initial "I just lost my wallet" feeling he experiences, he flips a lid, and doesn't even suspect his girlfriend. He takes it out on his monitor. It's pretty brutal, and she's pretty insane. Why is she on this list? Well... she sounds kinda hot, but her "psycho" quality is off the freaking charts :)
Also, it's more probable than not that she's hot because most of the girls who pull this stuff on the internet, and are so comfortable talking to cameras (which is literally talking to a machine while you're alone) are attractive, used to a lot of attention because of that and fight back when they don't get it.
In another mean-for-no-reason act of psychosis, a girlfriend decides to prank on her boyfriend just because. The prank? To make sure she never gets treated to an expensive dinner, and that he'll never wait until she finishes first, ever again.
This blonde girl sets up a series of mousetraps in a row and decides to make her boyfriend fall down on them, attacking his fingers, legs, chest, face and anywhere else a trap closed. The plan is actually kind of funny: to set the mousetraps up at the foot of his bed and then at 3 o'clock in the morning wake him up to tell him his car is getting towed. It happens, everything goes to plan, and the guy is in excruciating pain. Girls like this need to find better hobbies than terrorizing the one dude who will put up with their crap.
Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend?
So basically, this insanely hot girl is sick of her boyfriend playing video games with his friends all the time. And much like everyone on this list, she doesn't talk to him about it, she doesn't leave him or try and consider why she IS with him, she decides to go insane. She tells the guy filming, who obviously wants to bang her, what is going on as this douche prepares to pull a horrible, expensive and heartless prank on a guy who probably doesn't all the way deserve it. She grabs a bat from her HUGE truck and walks in on her boyfriend and all his friends playing video games and smashes the XBox repeatedly with the bat while they're playing games, ostensibly losing them a crucial match that embarrassed them all.
The most annoying part is how hard the douchebag who's taping this is laughing. He's obviously too ugly for her to want to bang him, so he's trying to get in her good graces, so he supports completely dissing someone who he probably pretended to be "bros" with on camera. So to answer the question posed by this YouTube video "Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend?", even though she's kind of a Hispanic Kristen Bell, the answer in this case is "Call of Duty 4 IS my girlfriend" :)
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation
So a guy gets the golden opportunity to backpack through Europe for 2 weeks. He tells his friends and family, even tells his girlfriend and calls her to say goodbye the night before he leaves. She ends up forgetting this ever happened because she's a bad listener. The guy has his phone turned off throughout his trip to Europe in order to avoid roaming charges, which is why he doesn't answer his phone. She ends up sending email, after email, after email, having completely forgotten that he was in Europe. The emails go from fun, to worried, to angry, to seething, to vengeful (she ends up sleeping with someone to get back at him for "cutting her off") to apologetic when his mom tells her where he was.
You really just need to watch this. It is golden. The reason this is both a hot AND psycho girlfriend entry is that the girl is obviously hot. She sends him emails about getting hit on constantly and even letting guys buy her a drink and as soon as they hand her the drink she says "you remind me of my boyfriend" which #1 an unattractive girl would not do because c'mon and #2 is a standard hot-girl move and a type of robbery that should be punishable by fine.
Girlfriend Destroys Star Wars Collection
Unfortunately the girl on the left, the blonde one, is pretty cute. So, she got a boyfriend somehow, despite being a talking, somehow-walking and breathing piece of crap. But that's not why she's on this list. She's on this list because this is the most psycho girlfriend on this list because she doesn't do it while laughing maniacally, like crazy girl up there, she does it while celebrating with her friends, calmly and happily.
So, the girl goes into a room with a Star Wars collection. A really awesome one. Like, vintage figures in well-lit glass cases good. And she's going to teach him a lesson. Why? BECAUSE HE WENT TO VEGAS. That's it. The guy decided to take a weekend in Vegas with his close buddies and just because he hasn't proposed to her, she decides to break his Star Wars figures which she calls "cheap and plastic Star Wars toys". Some things like that can be worth over $1500!
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key
So this girl basically does what was, at the time, the unthinkable. She didn't go out and bang his best friend or key his car or break anything he owned ... except his spirit. People have waited YEARS for Starcraft 2 to come out. Starcraft 2 was one of the most preciously anticipated games of the last 10 years and Beta access to an early version of the game was like having a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket or more.
So, when "Brad" received his Starcraft 2 Beta key in the mail, which would have allowed him access to the wonders of Starcraft 2, his email had been hacked by his ex-girlfriend. The hottie that he dumped for obvious, "I don't want my children to grow up deaf" reasons had not only hacked into his email, but deleted his Starcraft 2 Beta key email. On top of that, she printed it out before doing so just so she could video tape herself shredding it. The comic timing of where the video ends is priceless.